Sunday, 22 February 2009

The We explains put (Brownian Cant)

The Spawn of the Manse has penned a piece of execrable self-serving nonsense for today's Observer. I thought it would make more sense and be more entertaining to give it the literary treatment by shoving it through a cut-up machine. Hence:
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