The Briefly Broadcasting Company

So, here's the run-down of tonight's six o'clock news from the Beeb:

1 the Australian bushfires
2 Gordon Brown promises 'sweeping' review of bank management: a 'review', please note (and 'sweeping' (that must have featured in the Press Release)
3 Jacqui Smith - bingo! - must have lasted all of ten seconds; blink and you missed a pointless clip of said clone getting into ministerial car; absolutely no follow-up
4 more bad weather on the way; cue pictures of sheep in snowy fields, etc
5 ghost ship Clemenceau on its way to the Northeast
6 sport
7 films
(plenty of time on the last two).