The Biggest Whore Of The Lot

Lord Mandelson: I would work for the Tories.

Lord Mandelson has disclosed that he is ready to accept a job under a future Conservative government.

In an interview with The Sunday Times magazine, the business secretary said he would be willing to put his “experience at the disposal of the country”, if Labour lost power. “As I grow older, I can imagine more ways of serving my country than simply being a party politician,” he said.

The best way of serving the country would be for him to fuck off and die.