Sunday, 2 August 2009

Fatty Boom Boom You're Dead

War effort is being hampered by troops too unfit to deploy.

Organo-Stalinist Prickfaces

Alan Johnson says he can't stop McKinnon's extradition to the States. In other words he can't be arsed putting up a fight on behalf of one of his own citizens. I think we ought to refuse to send him purely in order to fuck the bloody Americans off.

Alan Johnson is a prick.

One in the eye for the organofanatics: organic food is no better than non-organic. I don't give a damn but obviously all those rabid believers won't accept it, whatever the facts are.

And Harriet Harman shows once again what a moron she really is: you can’t trust men in power. You can't trust anyone power, you stupid, talentless, incompetent little Stalinist. I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw a used condom.

Saturday, 1 August 2009

Alan I'm A Prick Identity Card Johnson

Picture: UK ID card unveiled | 30 Jul 2009 | ComputerWeekly.com

Alan Johnson said, "Given the growing problem of identity fraud and the inconvenience of having to carry passports, coupled with gas bills or six months' worth of bank statements to prove identity, I believe the ID card will be welcomed as an important addition to the many plastic cards that most people already carry.


Alan Johnson. Prick.

Melissa Shite Journo Minger Twits

Wittering in public makes twits of us all.

Such is the judgement of Melissa Kite in the Telegraph. This is an unspeakably awful piece of 'journalism' - the main part is trite, ill-informed and superficial, while the end veers off into another subject altogether.

And she gets paid good money for this garbage.

Read the comments as well. You'll want to kill yourself.

HT Witterings from Witney.

European Creativity Bollocks Innovation Year

The European Year of Creativity and Innovation 2009

Fuck me, the EU's propaganda machine may be leaking millions of euros but it's fucking useless at communicating. I've only just heard that 2009 is the 'Year of Creativity and Innovation', and it's nearly over! So where's the money? Where can I line up with my literary fingers out, demanding cash to be creative and innovative?

Well, I know the answer, obviously, and it's NOWHERE. This is just another bureaucratic cash-splash in which only other bureaucrats get any of the money. The eurocrats can sit there congratulating themselves thinking they're doing a really good, important job communicating the 'values' of the EU to their hapless 'citizens'.

A moment's thought reveals the utter vacuity of the concept and the fuckwitted mentality of the eurocrats - as if creativity can be neatly generated, promoted, packaged and slotted into their authoritarian agenda. The word 'innovation', of course, is a tell-tale sign that you're dealing with members of the global political class who don't give a shit about anyone else and are determined to impose their worldview on everyone else, even those who disagree.